- A horrible steaming pile of literary crap that is an utter waste of time. Staring at the wall for hours would be more productive. Read at your own peril.
- Mehhhhhhhh. Comme ci comme ça. It was alright, I guess. Contains a few redeeming qualities but mostly forgettable. Not recommended.
- Pretty good. Your average novel, worth reading.
- Really, really good. Highly recommended.
- Pretty rare. Life altering. A literary masterpiece.