Silly Asses by Isaac Asimov (1958)

Oppenheimer.

Asimov really isn't going for subtlety here. Clocking in at just under 500 words, this very short science-fiction story explicitly critique mankind's hubris and irresponsibility with nuclear power. The underlying fear is that misuse of these weapons will inevitably lead to the end of all life on this planet. Considering this story was written in 1958 during the Cold War, annihilation on a global scale seemed like a scary possibility at the time.

The Galactic Federation has been monitoring different planets in the solar system as they reach intellectual "maturity" and Earth just so happens to come up for consideration to join as new members. Unfortunately, since humans are foolishly prone to testing these nuclear weapons on their own planet, such reckless behavior cannot be overlooked by the council and their membership is immediately rescinded for being, well, a bunch of "Silly Asses."

Despite the serious subject matter, Asimov's satire effectively uses humor and irony to highlight the threat of nuclear war. He doesn’t pull any punches, but he sure knows how to have fun while making a point. The story’s dry humor keeps it from feeling preachy, instead serving up an exasperated shake of the head at humanity’s stupidity. Maybe one day we’ll get our act together and earn our spot among the stars. Until then, let’s try not to blow ourselves up, okay?

You can read this story HERE.